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Wee hours and I was IMing Delilah.  We were talking about sex, not surprisingly, and I started getting ideas.  Ideas, I mean, other than ideas I usually have vis a vis Delilah.  Not much different, I admit, but some things we could do that would bring us a little closer together, without actually meeting in person, something she absolutely refuses to do.

She gives different explanations about why she won't, or explanations that sound different to me: she's through with promiscuity, she's opposed to infidelity, she's sleepy, lots of stuff.

So I made a suggestion -- or rather, I started to make a suggestion.  I was trying to edge into it, but she saw through me instantly.

I think for the average woman, taking about sex with the average man must be like a grandmaster playing against a small child.  It isn't just that she's so much better at the game, it's that her opponent is so utterly incapable of concealing his subterfuges.  The wide eyes, the open face, give away every intention.

She just stopped me dead and told me in no uncertain terms she does not do that.  She wasn't angry, just icily amused.  No, she told me, not even that.

To summarize, there are now two women who claim to like me but utterly refuse to sleep with me, a 100% increase over the same time last week.  If this trend continues, by February of next year, I will have been turned down for sex by every woman in North America.